Dear Guy(s), DO NOT DO THIS IN A CLUB!

Here is a few tips on what you should NOT do in a club!

Scene 1 : 
Guy : "Hi, I'm Kelvin, I think you are FUCKING adorable! What's your name? Where are you from?"

My response : "Hi" *points at both my friends and waves goodbye*

Tip : 

Firstly, there are 2 guy friends standing there, and you didn't bother to introduce yourself to them FIRST! 

Secondly, DO NOT refer me as FUCKING adorable, I FUCKING hate people who says that, you FUCKING numb-nut!

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Scene 2 : 
Guy :"Hi, are you left-handed?"

Me : *thinks... wtf?* "No!"

Guy : "Well, I'm left-handed, that makes me special and you're not... Hi, I'm Alex, you are from?"

Me : "Penang! *waves and smiles politely and points at friends"

Guy : "Oh, are they your friends? Why don't you introduce me?"

Me : "This is Jim, this is BB"

Guy : *shakes hand with Jim and BB* "So, what's your name?"

Me : "Cher"

Guy : "With the S or C?"

Me : "With the C" *smiles and waves goodbye*

Tip :

WTH is wrong with you?! "I'm special and you're not"? 
Is that even a pick-up line? 

But, at least you had the courtesy to be-friend my friends.

*urgh, I hate guys with the name "Alex"*

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Scene 3: 
*creep keeps dancing closer and closer*

Me : *almost went behind the bar*

Creep : "Don't be afraid of me"

Me : *awkward smile and thinks, yeah, right, you creep* "I'm not used to strangers!"

Creep : "Where are your friends?"

Me : "Toilet! They'll be back soon!"

*friend comes back*

Me : "These are my friends, kthxbai!"

Tip : 
Firstly, you act like a creep, you didn't introduce yourself, and your first word is "Don't be afraid of me"?

Yeah, right... creep...

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Scene 4 : 

Bartender : "Hi, where are you from?"

Me : "Penang!"

Bartender : "Batu Ferringhi?"

Me : "No! It's more in the rural areas, outskirts, I don't think you know"

Bartender : "I'm from Perlis, I know!"

Me : *crappity crap! Busted! Changes topic* "So, you stay here now?"

Bartender : "Yeah, for 2 years!"

Me : "Cool..."

Tip : 
Bartender was sweet, but please, do not ask where am I from, I am afraid of stalkers. Ask where do I school, ask if I enjoy the music, make small talks first!

On the side note : The bartender was nice enough to treat me a drink... ;D

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Each time a guy approaches me, my friends kept asking the same question, "Is that your friend?"

Heck, no! But, here is an applause for dumb bravery. *claps*

P/S : If you are reading this, please do not fall for me, I do not want to hurt you again. I'm not ready for a relationship. I am so so sorry.